A software engineer was smoking.
A lady standing nearby said to him "can't you see the Warning, Smoking is injurious to health..!'.
He replied "We are bothered only about Errors, not Warnings !!"
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Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
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A man went to an auction. He bid on a parrot.
He really wanted this bird, so he kept on bidding,
But kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher.
Finally, he won the bid. As he was paying, he said to the Auctioneer,
"I surely hope such a costly parrot can talk.
"Don't worry", said the Auctioneer,
"He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"
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Few More Funny SMS 4 U : (1) learning English (2) poison (3) KISSOLOGY (4) Money can (5) I'm worried (6) POSTMAN (7) Dis ones awesome! (8) Its a Fact (9) first day (10) questions
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